What’s Good and Bad about Wide Cars in the Car Shows

BAD ones by Jesse Gordon.

GOOD ones by Julien (Kessel) Gordon.

BAD #1 (by Jesse). Wide cars are very wide, so bicycles have trouble getting by them, when they’re parked.

GOOD #1 (by Kessel). Wide cars are fun because you could play a game of checkers.

BAD #2 (by Jesse). Wide cars use a lot of gas.

GOOD #2 (by Kessel). My mom’s car is kind of wide, but my dad’s car is not.

BAD #3 (by Jesse). Wide cars are dangerous to other cars if they get in an accident.

GOOD #3 (by Kessel). Good friends could have fun in a wide car like a Hummer.

BAD #4 (by Jesse). Wide cars perpetuate a consumerist mentality.

BAD #5 (by Kessel). Wide cars use a lot of gas but they could pollute the air if they have too much gas.

GOOD #4 (by Jesse). Wide cars are good to be in, if you’re in them during an accident with another car.

CARS #1 (by Kessel): Volvos are good to be in, if you’re in a crash, but no other car could do that, and that’s why Volvos are famous, and this is a different thing about cars.

CARS #2 (by Jesse): People go to car shows with cameras and take pictures of themselves in the driver seats of cars that they wish they could buy. Never having actually gone to a car show before, I never thought to bring a camera.

CARS #3 (by Kessel): THERE ARE MANY DIFFERENT CARS AT A CAR SHOW.

CARS #4 (by Jesse). We saw a lunar eclipse at the car show. Kessel said, "You can see the dark side of the moon very easily tonight," and made everyone look, even the girl who was showing the yellow M-80 concept car. We all looked, and indeed the dark side of the moon was very easy to see, and the moon had a funny gibbous shape. All of that was because it was an eclipse, we later figured out.